Dear Mom,

I know I haven’t written you in a while. That is because you and dad finally got your act together and realized you have a 3yr old toddler to take care of!! But anyway, tell dad thanks for the new bone he gave me last week. I would tell him myself but after walking into the bathroom while he is shaving with just socks and Nike flip flops is not what’s up!!! I’m just sayin!!!

Paws Truly,

Brody