Dear Mom,

I was looking online this morning and came across the most outrageous thing a parent can do to a kid….Costume Dressing! I know Halloween is around the corner and it is your favorite holiday but I really can’t go through with putting on a costume.  I mean look at this pic…he looks like an extra from the “Wizard of Oz” on SMACK!!  Can you, dad, & I order cheesy horror flicks off of netflix and drown in rum raisin ice cream??…..I’m just sayin

Paws Truly,

Brody

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